Welcome to Unit B, your comfy slice of our Crystal Beach triplex. The ocean is close, like “grab your stuff and you’re on the sand” close. So salty air, sunset walks, and expertly timed beach naps are basically part of the package. Feeling adventurous? The ferry to Galveston is nearby. Then you roll back home, ditch the flip-flops, and do what beach people do best: kick back, laugh a little, and collectively agree Monday is a problem for Future You.